As per the classic bit in the 40 Year Old Virgin movie, reasons such as listening to Cold Play are a dead give away but don't necessarily mean you are immediately gay - just confused. BUT, I was watching a re-run of the Colbert Report and he had a gay guy on that showed tell tale, physical, signs that someone has the propensity to be gay.
If your hair, at the crown of your head, spirals clockwise - you may be gay. I don't quite know how you check this out on yourself. I guess you could rig up a bunch of mirrors to find out OR you could ask the next guy you are blowing which way your hair swirls.
The other way is if you Pointer finger is longer than your Ring finger. OK, every guy reading this is checking themselves out now... Its true. Most women's Pointer is longer than their Ring. Thus if a man has this characteristic he may demonstrate a more feminine demeanor. Same thing holds true for lesbians. Most tend to have longer Ring fingers than Pointers.
What they are trying to do is justify that your are born this way. I am not sure about that. I really believe that George Michael makes a conscious decision to blow everyone in public park bathroom stalls - I don't think God made him that way.
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