Preacher Man

This past weekend me and the Fiancee went to Savannah to see her family and to have our 1st meeting with the Pastor of Isle of Hope United Methodist Church. We were both apprehensive on the drive down. I asked the girl the uncomfortable question of Why she Loves me? And was met with an even more uncomfortable silence. That's how my weekend went.

We get infront of the Preacher Man and he seems OK. How long have you known each other, what kind of work do you do, do you go to church regularly, etc.?

The great question is one he did not ask... What do you like best about Brandi? I had practiced this response infront of her family the night before and it went over big... Hmmm what do I like about the Fiance?

• I like the fact that she doesn't bruise easily
• I like the fact that she knows her place
• I like the fact that she no longer charges me extra for that thing she does with her tongue, but she still does charge me.

These are great responses that I didn't get to use... Dammit.

Now we have homework to do and turn in to see if he needs us to come back in for counseling. These are some tough Q's.

What was your relationship like with your father during your teen? *What kind of question is that EVERY guy hated their old man during those years.

How happy were you growing up? *I guess I was happy. I didn't know we were poor until I was in Middle School because I always had what I needed. I became a miserable Fuck as the years progressed.

How many romantic relationships were you in previously? *Do they want a number or details?

Weird stuff here. Makes me think I should be laying on a leather couch with Sigmund F. sitting in the chair taking notes and commenting that although I was breastfed I don't seem well adjusted.

Such is life. I think we can pass the test so we don't have to go back....