Thursday, April 10, 2008

The Masters = Credit Check... WTF?!??!?!?!

Now this ain't right.... I thought to myself, instead of waiting for divine intervention and waiting for someone to "give" me Masters tickets I just decided to visit their website and see what is required to get tix...

Pretty much the site says that unless you are a member of the lucky sperm club you ain't going to get Thurs-Sun tix, but you can get on the mailing list for the practice round... All you have to do is send in your Name, Address, Phone #, E-Mail Address, and SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER.... What the Fuck? Those old, racist, bastards want your SSN... For What??? Why would they need this??? Could you expect to get a letter in the mail stating - You are Pre-Qualified to buy Master's Tix??? This is bullshit...

Or, will you get a letter stating: "Thank you for your application but since you were 60 days late paying on your Visa card in 2004 we regret to inform you that your application to attend the Master's has been denied..."

This is harsh...

Does anyone know a millionnaire that would email their information into the Masters for me??? I will buy the tix but may need your rich Uncle to qualify...

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