Life Metaphor -

I have been asked where I have been - why haven't I posted....

Here is my 2 metaphors for how my life has been going:

1. I found a grey pubic hair.... Rest assurred everything still works and Big Jim and the Twins perk up when the wind blows.
2. I was in a hotel in Valdosta about 2 weeks ago and they gave me a handicap accessible hotel room with a large bathroom, so I was taking a shit with no reading material and the door wasn't quite shut so it slowly swung open and right in front of the bathroom door is a full length mirror. I couldn't reach the door because it was a handicap accessible bathroom so I couldn't shut it, so I sat there and watched myself shit.

Both of these stories are disturbing - the 2nd a little more so - but it gives you and indication of how my life has been going...