Roast This..... Get a Fucking Grip - WWJD?

Have your heard this one??? Dana Jacobson, of ESPN's First Take or Cold Pizza or whatever they hell they call it now, is suspended for 1 week for the comments she made during the roast of Mike & Mike in the Morning. She said F%&k Jesus and F%&k Notre Dame, while swilling Belvidere Vodka and directing these comments to Charlie Weis. It was a ROAST. What are you supposed to say at a ROAST.
Some points:

• Freedom of Speach - whether she is Jewish or not the F bomb on the Son of God is tacky but fully protected under the 1st Ammendment.
• Code of Conduct - was she on the clock from ESPN when she made these comments? Probably not. Was she representing ESPN when making these comments? Or was she merely invited there because she is a colleague and knows them personally? If she went as a friend, there should be no issue. I doubt she was wearing an ESPN t-shirt or name badge so they should let it go.
• Alcohol Policy - if she was a closet Alcoholic she should sue ESPN for enableing her by providing alcohol at a company sponsored event. If it was not a company sponsored event, who should give a shit.
• Lord's Prayer - Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us. God'll forgive her (or maybe she will burn in Hell) and the church representatives have accepted her apology.
• GD ND - Notre Dame was aweful this year and have been the brunt of numerous jokes all year. She went to Michigan, a rival of ND. She, like myself, can't stand these fuckers, their team, their fans nor their holier than thou persona. ND fans always state that everyone else is jealous, there is some of that to be said but there are just some teams you do not like ND, Ohio St., Gamecocks, Gators to name a few....

Lastly:

• Bad Judgement- This was MIKE AND MIKE for chrissakes. WHO FUCKING CARES!!! Mike Greenberg is Jewish, not sure if Mike Golic is but damn. Who can stomach listening to these chuckle heads anyway. She should be FIRED for even being associated with these dipshits. They are aweful. The funnyest thing about them is some of the commercials they did but their radio show is aweful!!!!

What the hell is going on at ESPN anyway? Cold Pizza was a cool name for a show and they change it. Woody Paige was taken off as a special guest because he and Jay Crawford (Dana's co-host and pussy Ohio St fan, not grad) were named in a Sexual Harassment Lawsuit brought on by a makeup woman that worked on the show. I guess ESPN approves of that but not the F bomb. ESPN did fire one reporter for getting drunk at a party and pissing out a window - onto the police no less - the night before the Super Bowl about 6-7 years ago. (I think that is how the story went.)

One other question I have on this: Is she hot or not? How big is she really? Is she huge/ with a nice face? ESPN has bent over backwards for her over the years because I have been watching this show for 3+ years and I still am asking myself these questions. Because of this ESPN should and does hold the cards. When she comes back from suspension they should shoot her from the ground up wearing bright colors with horizontal stripes and embarass her to the point she quits.

I am writing all of this while watching an episode of South Park where they spoof Hillary Clinton having a nuclear bomb up her snatch... All this and Dana can't throw out the F' bomb.