What's so Funny about THAT???

Last night me and the Fiance were bored and there was nothing on TV so we rented BORAT from On Demand. Uhhhhh.... I don't get it. What was the uproar last year? It really wasn't that funny. A mock documentary? Bad editing job - when he gets interviewed on TV, that was in Mississippi, then they went backwards and went to Atlanta. 60% of Americans should have recognized this! The funniest parts were when he and Azmat wrestled naked - that's gross. And when the went to the Bed and Breakfast and the owners were Jewish and late that night they thought the Jews had shape shifted and turned into cockroaches - they threw money at the roaches to get away from them.
Jewish humor - Ha, its funny but not that funny.

What I do think is FUNNY:

1. I think it's hilarious what is happening to Michelle Wei - after playing in all these men's tournaments, the women are turning on her. She "illegally" withdrew from a tournament because if you shoot >88 in an event you cannot play on the LPGA for a year - her agent had her quit on the 16 hole in S.C. and that shit is funny.
2. Billy Donovan - the backflipper... What a fucking idiot. I think this situation is Hilarious. Dumbass. Orlando ought to string his ass up! He knows the Fla team is not going to be near as good next year. Now he HAS to stay in Gainsville, or at least not in the NBA, for 5 more years. Good for him to be forced to stay with the Jean Shorts and Gold Chain faithful.
3. The whole Michael Vick thing never ceases to amaze me. He gets busted. Immediately denies responsibility. He sells the house for well below Market Value. He blasts his family. The house gets broken into - how did they steal his stuff if he sold the house weeks ago? If I were Mike I would build a Basketball court over the site where all the dogs are buried. He is going down but I think the Feds want him to out everyone else involved. Vick should have blamed everything on his brother - who wouldn't believe that scumbag isn't responsible. Bye Bye Vick.
4. Turning 40 has been funny. I am definitely NOT the same person.
5. My friend Corn just quit his good food job and has jobbed on with the Death Star. What??? Why??? Everyone is getting the hell out of there, why go into that hell hole? It's funny, I hope the force is with him.
6. Planning the Bachelor Party has been a constant source of amusement. So far 7 guys on 1 plane to NY and others will be coming from other locations. Should be fun.
7. It's funny that I am seeing Morrissey 3 nights in a row. Funny may not be the right word, gay may be a better word. I don't care. Birmingham, ATL and Myrtle Beach yee haw.
8. I think its funny that I have committed to losing weight before the wedding - what the fuck do I know about losing weight. I spent 30+ years trying to gain weight - now I have no problem gaining weight.
9. It's funny that I have all kinds of Home Improvement projects stacking up in the garage BUT have no motivation to get them done. Talk about stepping outside the comfort zone. Electricity, tile work, scaffolding, carpentry trim work - Jesus.
10. It's funny the Yankees SUCK...
11. It's funny and not funny that the NCAA was put in the worst case scenario in the College Baseball Super Regionals. Both Clemson and Mississippi won their regional series and are bracketed to play each other. Where were they going to play it? In S.C. or Miss.? Both states have been embroiled in NCAA Sanctions because of the Confederate Flag. What's not funny is they chose Miss St. Fuck them. We had 41 wins, they had 36. We were a #2 seed and they were a #3 seed in the Regional. They still got it - rednecks! Our only reprieve is that Mississippi is 1/2 way to Omaha...
12. It's funny that more people probably watched the NCAA Softball National Championship game than watched the Stanley Cup game.
13. It's funny that I used to HATE Rolling Stone magazine and now I read it "almost" cover to cover. I skip the Rap and Politics pieces but they have good articles. Maybe I should get Playboy.
14. It's funny that 2 potentially horrific Terror Plots have been foiled - Ft. Dix and JFK airport, and President Bush gets NO positive press for our intelligence efforts. The Dems would have rather let these attacks take place and then blame the white house.
15. I think its funny that I only know a token few people that are outwardly upset with the War and the President. Everyone else I know is supportive. Would everyone like it to be going better -YES, does anyone want to cut and run - NO... Drives me crazy.
16. All the bullshit about David Beckham is killing me. England had written him off after the last World Cup, saying he was too old (32) and washed up. Well, what do you know - he has had 3 assists in the last 2 games and has been instrumental in their wins. He could be could be like a DH in baseball, only out there for free kicks but he is the best in the world. Why the hell is he coming to America. No matter what he does here the MLS won't catch on.
17. Same scenario with Michael Owen. He was benched in the World Cup for a 6'9" freak, Crouch. England needs to develop a 4-3-3 scenario and have Crouch, Rooney AND Owen on the front line. Owen, at 27, was considered washed up too but with his last goal has moved into #3 in goals for England in International matches. Give the guy a break. Now he could come to America - take over the MLS - and solidify a spot on the English National Team.

These are just a few of my views - I trust my sense of humor is still in tact.