What Do You Call It???

Went to Summits Wayside Tavern last night on my way back from Valdosta. Picked up Money and proceeded to have some beers and wings.
In walks 4 women who look like fish out of water. They sit at the bar and choose to set up shop near us vs. the rest of the open bar. You can tell they were wound up and it doesn't take long for them to get up the guts to talk to us. blah, blah, blah, they had a baby shower and need to wind down, blah, blah, blah. We are watching the Braves.
Next the spokesman comes up with a piece of paper and says, we played this game at the shower and we have come up with 18 names for the male genatalia - can you add to the list? I bet you 2 cannot come up with more than 18 without re-naming one of our names. I look at their list and I see things like Dick, Penis, Wee Wee, Ding Dong and other amateurish names that a 7th grader would know. This futher solidifies that these women do not get out of the house much, and all are either married or divorced and may not have cable tv.
I ask them, are you sure you want me to do this? Yes, why? Because your list is pathetic I will blow your mind and possibly offend you with my list. Go for it....
It takes Money and I < 5 minutes to come up with 18 of our own and most of the time we spent laughing. All 4 of them turned red when reading my list aloud....
Their favorite: Man Relish Applicator

Awhile later they intentionally let us hear their conversation of "What's the difference between a one night stand and a booty call?"

Check Please!

It's good to be the King,