I just got home from a non-productive day on the road, I turn on ESPN and watch the final 3 minutes of Turkey v. Croatia and see the only 2 goals of the game, then the Turks pull it out in PK's. (I thought the Cro-ats were the best team in the tourny but I guess not)
Anyhow, SportsCenter came on afterward and they were giving us all the highlights. During the 2nd commercial break - I see a commercial I have never seen before.... ANTI-MONKEY BUTT POWER!!!! I swear, a man and his monkey were on the TV talking about powdering your behind...
OK, many of you are shaking your head but I have known about Anti-Monkey Butt Powder for some time now. For the big 41st birthday what do I get? You got it, Anti-Monkey Butt Powder. I laughed my shorts off when I got it but every time I go to Ace Hardware Store and see it on the counter I make a comment and the clerks always tell me that they sell out of this crap all the time. Truckers buy it by the case load to keep their hiney's baby bottom smoothe...
I love America and the Marketing whores we all are and want to be....
I guess Anti-Ass Pimple Powder was already taken...
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I was at Taco Mac enjoying happy hour and it was the most entertaining soccer game I have ever watched.
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