Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Up Your Nose and Up Your Ass - NOT the Tailgate I want to go to!

Disturbing alcohol related stories that just make me shake my head....
#1
Prince Harry has been busted snorting Vodka. That's right, SNORTING Vodka. Ummm, Ouch, Ewww, and Gag. Apparently this is the rage in the UK... They gave us Punk Rock but can keep this crazy habit. No thank you! But that's why you snort coke, not drink it, You get a quicker buzz up your nose...

Talk about a weird way to catch a buzz -

#2
I just read that a woman has been acquitted of assisted murder in the alcohol poisoning death of her husband. Her husband died with a 0.47 blood alcohol content. You may ask - was she forcing shots down his throat??? NO!!!! She was giving him Sherry enemas! ENEMAs of Sherry. Sherry tastes like shit by mouth, why would you stick it up your ass? Why Sherry Enemas? She states that was his request and it was his priviate passion and a new, more effective way to get drunk. Uhhh-no thanks, my Miller High Life tastes just fine as I swallow another gulp.

People are fucked up....
We had a little brother of a girl in HS who used to drink cologne and I thought that was extreme, not anymore...

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