Fu@$%ng Taxes and the People that prepare them!

Shit Fuck Damn Piss... So me and the girl that I married go to HR B to get our taxes done, just like I have done for the last 7 years.... Looky looky looky, here's our shit, here's last years shit, what can you do for me? (Why did I ask?) Well... What they can do is say "OH, last year you didn't qualify for this deduction, I am required by law to prepare a 1040X to ammend your 2007 tax return." WHAT???? YOU BITCH... I didn't come here for you to cost me money.... Well sir, I have to prepare the form and you do not have to send it in if you are not inclined to do so... HMMMMMMM... You ignorant whore - you have the power to electroniclly file my taxes and re directly linked to the IRS database - you mean to tell me that they do not know that you just prepared this form.??? I am sure that we are on some watchdog list now - counting down the days and increasing the interest % daily... HRB will pay the interest and penalty but we still gotta cover the tax liability. Fuck em and their $200.... Shit. Just makes me feel like the gov't is taking a sticky dildo and rolling it in broken glass shards and ramming it in my ass until it comes out my mouth while I sit there an whimper like a pussy....
OK sir - were you satisfied with your service today?
Ummm NO....